The following 103 people are currently in the league:
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Fred "Fistfighter" Frommer (202-483-0949/ c: 202-744-9273) (Commissioner) 
Sonny "The songs we" Singh (240-401-1916) (Deputy Commissioner)
Dave "Downtown" Brown (703-328-0954)
Akbar "Sakbar" Sharfi
Blake "Re-retired" Morrison (703-899-8749)
Craig "Gbaja-Biamila" Baker
Wayne "Tofu Scrambler" Pacelle (202-232-6966)
Brandon "Carney-vour" Carney (301-318-8706)
Jesse Holland (202-889-5039)
Aubrey "First Down" Hanbicki (202.285.1399)
Al Ciammaichella ((330) 524-1113)
Creighton "Barrel" Carroll (202-431-1068)
William Miller (410-409-5437)
Will Risser (703-854-3622)
Jim Potts (317-270-4570)
Mark Sherman (202-776-9826)
Morgan "The Hawk" Delaney (703-329-1521)
Evan "You Take Fred" Howell (202-232-0681)
Chad "Ain't the Snow Lovely at" Breckinridge (703-836-0003)
Robert Gehrke (703-549-5858)
Ben "Helluva" Feller (202-365-3167)
Noah "The Hurt" Messing (202-257-7420)
Brent "Cooler than Tom" Kruse (202.288.1211)
Mark "TOKIN" Dougherty (301-648-5064)
Dave "T-Bone" Teeuwen (202-841-2181)
Jamie Leventry
Jerry Hohman
Jeff Baker (202-215-1287)
Adam Meier (202-543-1571)
Mike Paradiso (703-655-8971)
Rick Ohlemacher (202.234.5784)
Brian "The Director" Cox
Matt McCarthy (202 491 6847)
Devlin "Little Red" Barrett (917 859 9687)
Mike Koski
Vergil "The Big V" Arbuckle (703-822-3491)
Pat "Diesel" Crum
Tom "Mercedes" Benz
Brian "laser light" Koss (202 412 3595)
Victor "Fat Lacrosse Player" Epstein ((713) 353-4876)
Dave Herman (202-642-6317)
Alex Wayne (202-607-0453)
Mike Monticciolo ((202) 641-3776)
Brian Dennison (703-855-5619)
Steven "Stevis" Sundbeck (703-971-3244)
Ryan Paradiso (773-531-3157)
Matt "Big Dog" Henneman (571-332-5070)
Mike "Lemur Assassin" Crittenden (301-717-7723)
Jerry Williams (703-201-7668)
John "Vo" Vocino (202-997-0554)
Sonny's Cousin
Jim Michels (703.963.8167)
Jonathan Allen
Andrew "Mirsky" Mirsky ((202) 339-0303)
Scott Janish
Mark Mazzetti (202-302-1156)
Eli Slack (716-465-4597)
Brad "Randy" Foss (917-653-1926)
Ken Dilanian (202 821 2343)
Linden "The Count" Zakula (202-277-8728)
Bobby "Harold" Carmichael (551-427-7125)
Tim Burg (913-645-7923)
Dan George (202-498-6350)
Mandeep "Sonny's brother" Singh
Alex Block
Adam "Bill Walton" Abramson (5514277125)
Will "BigDubya" Haynos (3016412687)
Martin "Methusaleh" Montorfano (301-258-3152)
Jason Millman (732-299-4483)
Noah Grynberg (443-956-5630)
Nic Persac (225-571-3907)
Frankie "Will Haynos' friend"
John Martin (7034707858)
Howard "Showcase" Schindel
Jonathan "jonathan" Godfrey (202-744-7441)
Alex Reese (510-816-1938)
John "sweep" Marlow
Rick Lane (202-302-1991)
Jonathan Godfrey (202-744-7441)
Dan Allott (202-412-0266)
Todd Spangler (202-906-9993)
George
Robert Klemko (301-452-2589)
Pete Kuszmaul (240-643-4065)
Josh "Sweetness" Balk (202-213-1865)
Jon "Diesel" Camp (848-228-0631)
Wes Enterline (540-533-5830)
Steve Ma (202-361-3946)
Brandon Johns
Gene Baur (607-227-5017)
Adel "The Kalorama" Ait-Ghezala (9176280927)
Dan "The Citizen" Morrison (2024318134)
Eben "Flow" Burnham-Snyder (202-277-1045)
The following 7 people are in the league, but are currently playing elsewhere:
Ian "contemplating a return" Frommer
Tom "Touchdown" Harris (Baltimore, MD)
Mark "Not Freddy" Kugler (Princeton, NJ)
Daisuke "moved to boston" Takato (Japan)
Moses "the Mortician" Gates (New York, NY)
Sam Rockman
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The following 3 people have retired:
Peter "Please remove name" Howley
Matt "Changing of the" Gaarder
Christian "HollyWood" VandenHoogen
